Last night I sought the counsel of the little worm at the bottom of the tequila bottle. This morning was rough.

Today 7 Guys From the Japanese Embassy All Got Off the Same Elevator at Once

Today some guy talked very loudly on his iPhone about a personnel matter. It made me uncomfortable.

Yesterday a persistent grifter wouldn't leave until I gave him $1. He seemed upset I didn't give him $10.

Today the temp got lost trying to find the office. I got really hungry for lunch while I waited.

Today I ran farther than usual at lunch and was extra sweaty when I got back to my desk.

Today someone showed up obscenely early for a job interview and made me uncomfortable while she waited

Today I got a coupon for a free doughnut. It made me very happy

Today I imagined that someone upset Abby in the airport

Today it was so windy I was almost knocked off my bike

Today I drank too much coffee and got very jittery

Today Someone Offered me Some delicious-looking sweet bread. I passed.

Today I trained a temp to work the desk part time

Today I ate a free sandwich with horseradish on it. It was gross.

Today a door-shaped man came to the office