Today there were a bunch of leftovers sitting out at work, including a contanier full of bacon.

Last night I made tatertots at 1 a.m. and set off the smoke detectors. I felt a bad about it but they were really tasty.

Yesterday Andrew told me he'd Parkour Jesus for my hand in marriage, if need be.

Today my brother called at 8:30 a.m. I thought there was a family emergency. Turns out, he just was listening to Young M.C.'s 'Bust a Move'.

Last night Andrew and I watch the video for Mmmbop on YouTube. It was hillarious. I reccomend you go do it immediately.

Today I realized the graph representing the massive amount of baby photos posted by my friends on Facebook portends more of the same.

Yesterday I went shopping after I worked out. I was really sweaty and smelly. It created a nice buffer while I shopped for pants.

Today I threw my neck out while yawning.

Today I saw a mouse at the CVS across the street. I got scared and grossed out.

Last night Andrew made some amazingly tasty BLTs.

Today, in an attempt to save my ailing cuticles, I bought something called Happy Hoofs. I'm skeptical.

Last night my TV friends Jim and Pam got married. It made me cry.

Last night I fell down the stairs while carrying pizza. Fortunately we all survived the tumble, albeit a little banged up.

Today I realized I couldn't upload photos to Blogger because I wasn't accepting terms and conditions. It was embarrassing.

After seeing a commercial about Lupus this weekend, I got pretty concerned that my pink cheeks were a bad sign