Today I waited very patiently for 4:15. It was very difficult.

Yesterday I was thrilled to return home to find a copy of the Cold Spring Record

Today I chickened out when I had the chance to introduce myself to one of my favorite NPR reporters who happened to come to an event at work.

Today I daydreamed about my awesome upcoming trip. Amanda and Jason will be there, I can drink a pint, ride a double decker bus and see Big Ben.

About three hours after I explained why my clumsiness makes voluntary participation in sports dangerous, I tripped on the sidewalk while walking home.

Today I discovered that the day after getting hit by a car while biking is almost worse than the day of getting hit by a car while biking.

Today I learned it was really difficult to MSPaint myself getting hit by a car on the way to work.

Today I started thinking about how much treadmill ass I'm going to kick after work. Then I wondered when I started daydreaming about working out.

Today my mom sent me a really strange powerpoint with lightening bolts and advice about what to do if I have a heart attack when I'm alone.

Today my everything bagels really started to make my office stink around noon despite being stored in a desk drawer.

In recent days, some sort of crazy non-zit red spot has emerged on my nose. It's baffling.