Yesterday, I thought that no one would hear me fart on the bus. I realized after the music coming out of my iPod was only substantially louder to me.

Image Courtesy Mitch "Mandi" Manderson.Image Courtesy Mitch "Mandi" Manderson.

Last week, I was ecstatic to discover that what I thought was my roommate's regular-old fleece blanket balled up in the corner was actually a Snuggie

Image Courtesy Mitch "Mandi" Manderson.

Today I learned a valuable lesson about assuming strangers on the street are heckling you. Sometimes, they're just saying 'Big Ten'.

Last weekend Andrew and I tried Shamrock Shakes for the first time in years. Turns out, they're disgusting.

Today on the bus I sat next to a man whose hat had a real alligator head on it. I wanted to snap a picture, but I thought it's probably best not to.

Image Courtesy Mitch "Mandi" Manderson.

Editor's Note: I'd like to apologize to the artist for editing the title. The suggested text maxed out the characters available.

Last week I realized I missed my one year MS Paint blogoversary. I was mad and disappointed until I realized I could turn that moment into a post.

Today the lovely and talented Ahna submitted an MS Paint creation. She calls it 'Why I Hate Winter.'

This weekend my galloshes arrived in the mail. They have been lifesavers so far.

Yesterday Andrew and I went a bit stir crazy. I attempted some unsuccessful sommersaults.

Today I tried to go to work and gave up after waiting 40 minutes for a train. Turns out two days is not enough time to get transit moving.

Today I humbly submit a new installment of Davey DCist.

I think it fits well with the rest of his saga.

Yesterday I learned that when one wears costume shoes outside, the soles begin to dissintegrate, leaving a suspicous trail of powdery footprints.