Yesterday I realized people who weren't my family or friends had become fans of my blog on Facebook. I made me REAL happy.

This weekend I stopped into a store in Chinatown and quickly remembered why I stay away from heavily-touristed areas.

Today an overwhelming and long meeting led me to eat lunch in a zombie-like state. When I came to, I had eaten all my leftovers and a lot of cereal.

Last weekend I saw a hipster give money to a man on the street who looked less homeless than the hipster.

Yesterday a co-worker mocked me for wearing a touristy t-shirt. It's unfair that I'm not allowed to express my affinity for my town in apparel form.

Yesterday I learned my sister outed me to my mom. Please feel free to uninvite me to your dinner parties and roll your eyes when I talk about seitan.

Last night Andrew killed the most disgusting prehistoric looking bug I've ever seen. I cowered on top of the futon and refused to get down.

I was not in the proper mindset to recieve some epic news this weekend. It freaked me out for a good half an hour.

Last weekend I realized my amazing cooking skills pose a real threat to American food icons.

Last night, bolstered by the deftness of three glasses of wine, i stole some chopsticks. Later, I was really excited when I rediscovered them .

Today I concluded that it is indeed all about the game and how you play it.

Today I celebrated because the co-worker with whom I implicitly compete for the crossword went on vacation.

Today I determined that soy yogurt is pretty gross.

Last Friday Andrew and I saw the mayor out campaigning and the biggest sunflowers ever